FAAAA

Two chains. Two rage guys. One of them goes FAAAA.

BNB Rage, looking smug

BNB Rage

Not launched

 

Waiting to fight

SOL Rage, looking smug

SOL Rage

Not launched

 

Waiting to fight

Point at a face to make him rage. On a phone, tap it.

The war starts soon. Choose your rage.

Pick BNB Pick SOL

FAAAA is a memecoin on BNB Chain and Solana. One billion tokens on each side. The score is market cap, and whichever side is losing screams. That's the whole thing.

Pick a side

BNB Rage

Yellow. Loud. Has never once admitted he was wrong.

Chain
BNB Chain
Launched on
Brew
Supply
1,000,000,000
Address appears here at launch

SOL Rage

Purple. Fast. Melts down in under 400 milliseconds.

Chain
Solana
Launched on
StonkFun
Supply
1,000,000,000
Address appears here at launch

Only the two addresses on this page are real. Anything else is a copy.

How to pick a side

  1. Choose your chain. Yellow or purple. No take-backs (there are take-backs).
  2. Get a wallet. MetaMask or Trust Wallet for BNB. Phantom for Solana.
  3. Add funds. BNB for the yellow side, SOL for the purple side.
  4. Buy FAAAA on Brew or StonkFun, using the address above and nothing else.
  5. Scream at the other side.

The lore

There was once one rage guy. He was angry about everything: slow loading bars, stubbed toes, red candles.

Then someone copied him onto a second chain. Now there are two of them, and each one is furious the other exists.

They've agreed on exactly one rule. Whoever's losing has to scream.

The rulebook

  • No roadmap.
  • No team.
  • No utility.
  • No promises.
  • The losing side goes FAAAA.

That's the rulebook.

Make your rage

Pick a face, add your words, download it and post it.

Side
Mood

FAQ

Is this an investment?

No. It's a cartoon with a scoreboard.

What do I get?

Tokens with no value beyond what people decide, and a front-row seat to the screaming.

Who's winning?

Scroll up. The one not screaming.

Why two chains?

One chain wasn't angry enough.

How is the winner decided?

Market cap in US dollars, read from DexScreener every 30 seconds. Both sides have exactly one billion tokens, so it's a straight fight. If both sides are down more than 25% on the day, both of them scream.

Is the dev on one side?

No. The dev buys the same small amount on both sides at launch, and both wallets will be listed here.

Can it go to zero?

Yes. Both sides can. Then everybody goes FAAAA.

Which address is real?

Only the two on this page. If someone sends you a different one, it's not us.